MOVIE REVIEWS
Now showing around town… maybe streaming.
Sit Down, Venom
Some of the “medical side effects” in Clayface will have you squirming in your seat. Cronenberg would be proud.
Brand New? Really?
Brand new is hardly a way to describe Spider-Man: Brand New Day but it doesn’t matter because ka-ching!
Blades of Glory
Hey, Blades of the Guardians lured Jet Li out of hiding, if only for a few minutes. Better than zero.
Tangled Web
Omniscient Reader: The Prophecy is a B movie dressed up like a franchise tentpole.
Baby ‘Steps’
It’s far from fantastic but The Fantastic Four: First Steps has a hokey charm that’s something of a tonic right now.
A Bolt From the Blue
OMG we’ve gotten the first good MCU movie in a dog’s age with Thunderbolts*.
Let’s ‘Dance’
Tom Hardy and Kelly Marcel give Venom a fitting if scattered send-off in Venom: The Last Dance. We think.
Back in Time
Twilight of the Warriors: Walled In is the best Walled City movie since Bloodsport. Oh my.
‘Ninja’ stars
Wait, is this... is this good? Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem reboots the old franchise to ace effect.
