MOVIE REVIEWS
Now showing around town… maybe streaming.
Such a Good Boy
Uber the Dog stars with some dude called Brad Pitt in 2026’s prime pet movie, Heart of the Beast.
A Well-Oiled Machine
If you’re going to crank out formula, mix it right, like Joseph Kosinksi and Brad Pitt do in F1.
Off the Rails
YOU WILL LIKE IT, AND IF YOU FIGHT IT BULLET TRAIN WILL BLUDGEON YOU UNTIL YOU DO!