MOVIE REVIEWS

Now showing around town… maybe streaming.

Kai-Fong 10/14/26 Kai-Fong 10/14/26

What is Going On?

Street Fighter’s not awful, it has its funny moments, but you’ll miss Raúl Julia.

Kai-Fong 9/18/26 Kai-Fong 9/18/26

Game On

How do you make a good Resident Evil movie? Make a Resident Evil-adjacent one.

Kai-Fong 5/8/26 Kai-Fong 5/8/26

Combative!

Say it with me: MORTAL KOMBAAAAAAT… II.

Kai-Fong 4/1/26 Kai-Fong 4/1/26

More Like Two-bit

The Super Mario Galaxy Movie is critic-proof. Also: Ka-ching!

Kai-Fong 12/5/25 Kai-Fong 12/5/25

DOA

Five Nights at Freddy’s 2 really should be more fun.

Kai-Fong 9/3/25 Kai-Fong 9/3/25

Which Way Out?

Exit 8, strangely, is not about getting lost in the Tokyo subway, a horror all its own.

Kai-Fong 4/25/25 Kai-Fong 4/25/25

Maybe Next Time

Maybe the game of Until Dawn has playable characters that are less dumb?

Kai-Fong 4/3/25 Kai-Fong 4/3/25

Crafty

If you were down with The Super Mario Bros. Movie, you should be down for A Minecraft Movie.

Kai-Fong 12/25/24 Kai-Fong 12/25/24

Sound Proof

As part 3s go, Sonic the Hedgehog 3 isn’t bad. Plus it has Keanu Reeves.

Kai-Fong 8/9/24 Kai-Fong 8/9/24

Borderline Unwatchable

If you want to see Cate Blanchett suck for a change, check out Borderlands.

Kai-Fong 10/30/23 Kai-Fong 10/30/23

One Night Too Many

Come for the animatronics… not sure why to stay beyond that.

Kai-Fong 4/5/23 Kai-Fong 4/5/23

It’s-a-Maybe

Mamma mia! The Super Mario Bros. Movie will make you forget the 1993 film, but not much else.

Kai-Fong 3/27/23 Kai-Fong 3/27/23

‘Dungeon’ Masters

Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves is the year’s first beloved IP worth a damn.