MOVIE REVIEWS
Now showing around town… maybe streaming.
Animal Crackers
This is getting repetitive. Zootopia 2 is a lot more of what made Zootopia such a chamer… but less.
Watch Your back, F&F
It’s goofy AF but Now You See Me: Now You Don’t knows that and doesn’t care. Good on ya, mates.
Daft Punk > NIN
If you prefer Nine Inch Nails to Daft Punk, you may prefer Tron: Ares to Tron: Legacy. May.
The Banishing
It appears to be the end of the road in The Conjuring: Last Rites, at least for TCCU on the big screen.
Good ‘Bad’ Movie
The Bad Guys 2 goes bad, but in a good way, and not in the way sequels go bad. Good.
100% Locust-Free
More dinosaurs, fewer giant grasshoppers, zero Chris Pratt. Jurassic World Rebirth has a lot going for it.
Lateral Upgrade
No dancing, no hallways, not animalistic child murder. M3GAN 2.0 is an upgrade in length but not much else.
Kid’s Alright
It’s as predictable as it gets but Karate Kid: Legends is better than it has a right to be, even with that guy.
Never Say Die
Oh, baby, get ready for the gnarliest Rube Goldberg deaths so far in series best Final Destination: Bloodlines.
Credits & Debits
Who knew we needed a sequel to The Accountant? Evidently Gavin O’Connor and Ben Affleck did.
Billion Dollar Baby
Well, there’s certainly more movie in Jiaozi’s billion-dollar grossing Ne Zha 2.
Crap Time to be Cap
There is a shit ton of stuff happening in Captain America: Brave New World, none of it Feige could want.
The Empire Strikes Again
Wuershan is two-for-two with Creation of the Gods Ii: Demon Force and damn, did he just promise zombies?
Mostly Bearable
Maybe the thin air got to the creatives behind Paddington in Peru and left them a touch lightheaded.