If you’re keen to see Scary Movie (#6) nothing about how crass and dumb it is will deter you from that mission. Godspeed.

If you’re a soft touch for a cute dog movie, well, happy to say Gohan has three.

The Sheep Detectives doesn’t really need Hugh Jackman or Emma Thompson. It has talking sheep.

Korean history has always done well at the Korean box office but The King’s Warden is next level.

Pegasus 3 is exactly the same movie as Pegasus and Pegasus 2, so at least there’s no disappointment.

The Super Mario Galaxy Movie is critic-proof. Also: Ka-ching!

Zazie Beetz is a great action star that deserves a better vehicle than the exhausting They Will Kill You.

If competency porn is high on your entertainment score card, then Project Hail Mary has it all over.

Pixar may need to do more work to convince us it hasn’t totally been subsumed by the Mouse, but Hoppers is a good start.

Gavin Lin’s Sunshine Women’s Choir is treacly hokum and completely ridiculous. It’s Taiwan’s biggest local hit ever.

Liu Kuan-ting and Jennifer Yu suffer wedding day emotional mania in Joseph Hsu’s surprisingly engaging Double Happiness.

It’s CNY, it’s got funny bits, there’s gold, but Jack Ng’s Night King has more on its mind than red pockets.

There’s not making sense, then there’s The Snowball on a Sunny Day.

No.

The SpongeBob Movie: Search for Squarepants carries the series’ torch nicely – and with no stolen recipes.

This is getting repetitive. Zootopia 2 is a lot more of what made Zootopia such a chamer… but less.

It’s goofy AF but Now You See Me: Now You Don’t knows that and doesn’t care. Good on ya, mates.

If you ever needed proof that comedy was subjective, The First Ride is it.

Dolls and clowns are inherently creepy so Shinobu Yaguchi experiments with horror in Dollhouse.

Time to move out. Downtown Abbey: The Grand Finale feels like the end.