MOVIE REVIEWS
Now showing around town… maybe streaming.
The Magic is Gone
Legacy sequels like Practical Magic 2 shouldn’t exist just for nostalgia but try telling them that.
Kids These Days
It’s a slasher, it’s a zombie movie, it’s a gorefest, and yes Ice Cream Man may put you off gelato for a bit.
Mythology ≠ HIstory
All Wishes Come True! is Ocean’s 8 in ancient China and man, does that work like a charm.
Back in Time
If you wished introducing your partner to your parents could have gone better, Back to Love will speak to you.
Adorably Dark
Chiikawa the Movie: The Secret of the Mermaid Island is aggravatingly cute. That’s either wonderful or a waking nightmare.
Brand New? Really?
Brand new is hardly a way to describe Spider-Man: Brand New Day but it doesn’t matter because ka-ching!
Toys are Forever
Toy Story 5 is exactly like the first four Toy Storys. You’ll be crushed by that idea or delighted by it.
Dear, Dear, Dear
This year Chinese box office phenom, Dear You, is the weirdest box office phenom in a good long while.
Terrifying
If you’re keen to see Scary Movie (#6) nothing about how crass and dumb it is will deter you from that mission. Godspeed.
Puh-ppies!
If you’re a soft touch for a cute dog movie, well, happy to say Gohan has three.
That’ll Do Too
The Sheep Detectives doesn’t really need Hugh Jackman or Emma Thompson. It has talking sheep.
Newly Crowned
Korean history has always done well at the Korean box office but The King’s Warden is next level.
What Finish Line?
Pegasus 3 is exactly the same movie as Pegasus and Pegasus 2, so at least there’s no disappointment.
Going in Circles
Zazie Beetz is a great action star that deserves a better vehicle than the exhausting They Will Kill You.