The Super Mario Galaxy Movie is critic-proof. Also: Ka-ching!

This is not that.

Zazie Beetz is a great action star that deserves a better vehicle than the exhausting They Will Kill You.

The Secret Agent is a demanding watch, but it’s also a really, really rewarding one.

You may care about ping pong as much as Chalamet cares about opera, but Marty Supreme is one of his best.

If competency porn is high on your entertainment score card, then Project Hail Mary has it all over.

Ciao UFO finally visits and wow, what a difference a few years makes.

If you like your drama dialled up to 11 all the time, Hamnet is for you.

Pixar may need to do more work to convince us it hasn’t totally been subsumed by the Mouse, but Hoppers is a good start.

Directors Veronica Bassetto and Sophie Yang might have futures as game designers if Gamer Girls goes belly up.

If this were the 2010, Maggie Gyllenhaal’s The Bride! would rate a hearty "Yass Queen!”

Gavin Lin’s Sunshine Women’s Choir is treacly hokum and completely ridiculous. It’s Taiwan’s biggest local hit ever.

Ultimate Revenge is painfully familiar. But it’s also just crunchy enough to be entertaining.

We’re diving headlong into fandom territory here. No one else is going to give a shit about Scream 7 as it stands.

Tracy Choi’s Girlfriends makes for a nice middle entry in what, fingers crossed, might be a smart, sapphic trilogy.

It’s blue-grey. It’s techy-forward. It’s bloody paranoid. It’s Zhang Yimou banging the drum in Scare Out.

Yeah, yeah, it’s trying hard to be Heat, but you could say Heat tried hard to be Rififi. Crime 101 is a fun ride.

Liu Kuan-ting and Jennifer Yu suffer wedding day emotional mania in Joseph Hsu’s surprisingly engaging Double Happiness.

Hey, Blades of the Guardians lured Jet Li out of hiding, if only for a few minutes. Better than zero.

Not sure what it means if date night is Wuthering Heights, but hey. Whatever works.